Nightlight by The Harvard Lampoon

Back of the Book: 
 About three things I was absolutely certain. 


First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. 


Second, there was a vampire part of him–which I assumed was wildly out of his control–that wanted me dead. 


And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.


And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon’s hilarious send-up of Twilight.


Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events–Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!–Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?


Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.
 
My review:


Honestly , I couldn't even get through the summery with out craking up! Through the the whole book there were silly little jokes that only people who have read Twilight would get. But if you refuse to read Twilight this is the best book to read. It is basically a big fat Twilight joke. I couldn't stop laughing through the whole thing, seriously like every page I would just start laughing and not stop. If you are looking for a light and fun read that makes fun of Twilight then this is the perfect medicine!